Are We Straight? Series
1. 昨在CWB練拳吃飯，xm想去喜帖街，因太遠，遂放棄，在地鐵口揮別，再回首揮別。sz突然在扶梯上追上我，說“let's go to that street!”
街上的燈籠普普，但快樂已經在扶梯上快樂。
2. 今天sz分享餅乾，我張嘴她投喂。後來有些渣籽留在下巴上，sz指出，xm仰下巴，sz用手剝掉，又突然停手 “i'm too oil”
3. SZ双标：xm自己去运动 一身臭汗头油 她难以接受 You are too smelly i cannot take you
Xm和sz一起运动一身臭汗头油 她评论 it's good meaning we really work out
True friend!
4. SZ说男友周六飞 claim her time on Fri. 离开3月 我暗暗开心然后安排周五 突然收到 lunch invitation
xm - why you ask me out? What a serendipity lunch! thank you! any special reason/date?
sz - no just our of habit
sz - i'm satisfied with the meal
xm - i already satisfied when you asked me
5. sz always laughs at my jokes! 
sz - hhhhhhh stopping being so damn funny
xm - i'm funny only because you find me funny
6. sz吃了三碗卤肉饭后rice coma
突然发现她揪着我的衣服闭眼走路
我深感重任 说 放心 相信我 我会好好带路 护你安全的
她睁眼 路况复杂 说 我怎么相信你呀 你带我撞人撞墙
一阵大笑
nsfw
7. 说到她的洗衣液好闻 她她她她呼扇着胸罩让我闻！
8. 降温26度 她穿了裙子？！
-the colder the weather, the less you wear?
- i will kill u
- i blame myself, i know u don't read news, i should have video call u last night
- i blame more
9. 天很冷 约出去吃 我逼她穿秋裤 他不穿 依旧寒风中出去了
反思：哎我依然坚持出去吃 而不是外卖 maybe i'm still the self-centered only one child 但当时没想到啊！
将反思告诉她
她回: this meal is good! i didn't think that way
感人！甜！
在we are straight 中学习如何去爱？
10. 互相的情绪价值
xm：她sz喜欢我的火锅蘸料 还像其现男友炫耀 portion is everything (even you know the ingredients) 我确实是笑得得意洋洋
Sz: 她xm买了我推荐的衣服 她听我的洗头了 啊my opinion is highly valued by real action 她确实是留下了两行热泪
11. maybe we are straight
路遇一个面容姣好的wmls 集合后 sz不悦 质疑xm不认识为何快乐打招呼 。看了一会后 说 he’s pretty you go and get his WeChat 怂 后来她要了微信（果然是我姐！） 我们一致同意
- he’s double handsome than C+D
- more than double
maybe we are straight
但和hy侦探视奸微信后共识but he probably be gay 面容姣好 言谈舒适 照片p图
14. 机场她与我视频 挂了后有人搭讪她 问她是不是在和boyfriend对话哈哈哈哈
15 perfect travel partner！
- I can be myself comfortably with you
- Same! I will never forget the free square night when we walked in silence, comfortably and enjoy oneself.
以及直白 说要与她去上海
- Shanghai is a large international city, and you are a country girl, I'm not sure whether you can guide me
- wai nier！ （白眼 暴躁）You are not lost in TPE/HK ！
12. 她随便回个表情 我立刻facetime 然后她说im missing u, thanks for checking on me, make my day not so bad ~
13. Maybe I would do the same thing if i were you, that’s why i judge u so cruelly. I don’t want potential me to do such sillly thing