福如东海，寿比南山
ποταμοῖσι τοῖσιν αὐτοῖσιν ἐμβαίνουσιν ἕτερα καὶ ἕτερα ὕδατα ἐπιρρεῖ
To improve your posture, pretend that you are shooting lasers out of your nipples
