Are We Straight? Series
1. 昨在CWB練拳吃飯，xm想去喜帖街，因太遠，遂放棄，在地鐵口揮別，再回首揮別。sz突然在扶梯上追上我，說“let's go to that street!”
街上的燈籠普普，但快樂已經在扶梯上快樂。
2. 今天sz分享餅乾，我張嘴她投喂。後來有些渣籽留在下巴上，sz指出，xm仰下巴，sz用手剝掉，又突然停手 “i'm too oil”
3. SZ双标：xm自己去运动 一身臭汗头油 她难以接受 You are too smelly i cannot take you
Xm和sz一起运动一身臭汗头油 她评论 it's good meaning we really work out
True friend!
4. SZ说男友周六飞 claim her time on Fri. 离开3月 我暗暗开心然后安排周五 突然收到 lunch invitation
xm - why you ask me out? What a serendipity lunch! thank you! any special reason/date?
sz - no just our of habit
sz - i'm satisfied with the meal
xm - i already satisfied when you asked me
5. sz always laughs at my jokes! 
sz - hhhhhhh stopping being so damn funny
xm - i'm funny only because you find me funny
6. sz吃了三碗卤肉饭后rice coma
突然发现她揪着我的衣服闭眼走路
我深感重任 说 放心 相信我 我会好好带路 护你安全的
她睁眼 路况复杂 说 我怎么相信你呀 你带我撞人撞墙
一阵大笑
nsfw
7. 说到她的洗衣液好闻 她她她她呼扇着胸罩让我闻！
8. 降温26度 她穿了裙子？！
-the colder the weather, the less you wear?
- i will kill u
- i blame myself, i know u don't read news, i should have video call u last night
- i blame more
9. 天很冷 约出去吃 我逼她穿秋裤 他不穿 依旧寒风中出去了
反思：哎我依然坚持出去吃 而不是外卖 maybe i'm still the self-centered only one child 但当时没想到啊！
将反思告诉她
她回: this meal is good! i didn't think that way
感人！甜！
在we are straight 中学习如何去爱？
10. 互相的情绪价值
xm：她sz喜欢我的火锅蘸料 还像其现男友炫耀 portion is everything (even you know the ingredients) 我确实是笑得得意洋洋
Sz: 她xm买了我推荐的衣服 她听我的洗头了 啊my opinion is highly valued by real action 她确实是留下了两行热泪
11. maybe we are straight
路遇一个面容姣好的wmls 集合后 sz不悦 质疑xm不认识为何快乐打招呼 。看了一会后 说 he’s pretty you go and get his WeChat 怂 后来她要了微信（果然是我姐！） 我们一致同意
- he’s double handsome than C+D
- more than double
maybe we are straight
但和hy侦探视奸微信后共识but he probably be gay 面容姣好 言谈舒适 照片p图
12. 她随便回个表情 我立刻facetime 然后她说im missing u, thanks for checking on me, make my day not so bad ~
13. Maybe I would do the same thing if i were you, that’s why i judge u so cruelly. I don’t want potential me to do such sillly thing