Stuart, don’t get married. Look, I’m sorry. Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices, it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world, and if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one. I’m sorry.
-Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens but by the end of it you have no idea who you are anymore or what the hell you’re doing with your life?
-Uh, about once a week.